Friday, July 12, 2013

Why is it a big deal that TEX cleaned my backside with his tongue ?

This guy Tex is a big deal down here in Branson.

A couple guys want to take the old dog system down. It's gotten bad. Hell, we haven't seen this type of corruption since the Taney County League of Justice turned hard left towards the pinnacle of hell.

The locals know. The town elders know;  what few remain are dying from times cruel punishment.

Dogs don't worry about dying. All dogs go to heaven. I serve the master. He is good.

When he brought me to the hotel in Branson master was a bit freaked out. Tex found a bullet in front of the door of the room Tex was staying in. I like the room. There was plenty of trash strewn around to play with.

I was confused at the way Tex spoke. He barked commands faster than master ever has and his voice was loud - very loud human voice. No one could stop him from talking he yelled at master for three hours straight. Master did what he said to stop him from barking. It confused me.

The temperature was down to 65, when master asked to turn it up Tex said no ans screamed for 20 minutes. Tex was jealous of master. Tex wanted to love me but not like master.

Tex licked my butt and cleaned me. Master walked in the first time but Tex did it again. Master caught him and Tex started screaming. We left. I never saw Tex again. I miss him licking me, there is no such thing as toilet paper for dogs.

Tex has a girlfriend named Bonnie. Bonnie is the only dog married to a human.

What I don't understand is this. This guy Tex licks my butt (totally legal in Missouri) and everyone gets in an uproar.

And yet dog rape happens all the time and no one in America bothers to even take these criminals to the pound ? Not to mention, the institutional rape of dogs called breeding. Humans are so dumb.

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